Heyyyyyy! Happy birthday!
I hope your day is going good so far.
Even though this moment is the last.
Part of the day I’ll consider “your day.”
Uh, here’s a gift – just for you!
I put in the considerable amount of time.
I hope you shop where everyone shops.
Here’s a gift card to Target, Walmart, Amazon?
I guess it matters that you made it around.
The sun just one more time. Cheers!
Hello! (What’s his name?) How are you?
It’s been so long since I last saw you.
I must’ve been what… Five? Six? Or seven?
Do you still just remember me for my slobber?
I got a gift for you even though I don’t know you.
But you know everything about my childhood.
I guess my mother couldn’t stay off Facebook.
Oh, yeah, that cool trip to California I took?
That was like over five years ago, but still relevant for you.
I’ll promise to see you soon even if it’s in ten years.
Heyyy! Happy birthday friend!
I’m glad you’re still here with me today.
Though Death isn’t something we discuss.
So, let’s talk about that when we’re dying fast.
I got you a gift to celebrate your new number.
I know you love listening to this artist.
Here’s two tickets to their next show.
I didn’t get the tickets super close if you’re concerned.
No one can afford to get something so personal.
I hope you have a lovely day! I’ll see you later!
Hey baby! How’s my little girl doing? Happy birthday!
I baked you your favorite waffles this morning.
Here, let me put on some cartoons for you.
We gotta get ready for your awesome birthday party.
I still can’t believe how much you’ve grown.
It’s amazing just to see you learn more.
I got you enough gifts to see your eyes shine.
But my bank account felt the pain more.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives now.
I gotta provide for you the most I can.
Hey. I know it’s been too long. Happy birthday.
I still try to call you when I get the chance.
I see you’ve kept up with the lovely place.
I gotta get you that ticket to your grandkid’s game.
I know you have almost everything you could’ve asked for.
It’s harder and harder to think of something physical.
Just one more year, hold on there darling.
I still want your voice in my ear for a few more years.
I got you something; I know you need nothing.
But everyone could use a gift from the heart.
It was a pain to get here today.
I cried on the way here a few times.
I just can’t believe you’re not with me anymore.
Um. Happy birthday.
You would’ve been 95 today.
How’s Grandpa? Is he there with you?
I hope everything is peaceful.
I don’t know what else to say.
I just hope your day is going good so far.